Saturday, February 11, 2012

The Onion nails it

The Onion, a satirical news outlet, had quite an insightful headline and article the other day:

TEHRAN—Amidst mounting geopolitical tensions, Iranian officials said Wednesday they were increasingly concerned about the United States of America's uranium-enrichment program, fearing the Western nation may soon be capable of producing its 8,500th nuclear weapon. "Our intelligence estimates indicate that, if it is allowed to progress with its aggressive nuclear program, the United States may soon possess its 8,500th atomic weapon capable of reaching Iran," said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi, adding that Americans have the fuel, the facilities, and "everything they need" to manufacture even more weapons-grade fissile material. "Obviously, the prospect of this happening is very distressing to Iran and all countries like Iran. After all, the United States is a volatile nation that's proven it needs little provocation to attack anyone anywhere in the world whom it perceives to be a threat." Iranian intelligence experts also warned of the very real, and very frightening, possibility of the U.S. providing weapons and resources to a rogue third-party state such as Israel.
Although satirical, this article paints an accurate picture of the current situation facing the world.  The Jewish controlled media, as always, distorts every situation and historical event to suit their agenda, regardless of the facts.  And it is no different when it comes to Iran.

On a related note, since it's been admitted that Israel is officially a state sponsor of terrorism (something we have known for quite a long time now), isn't it about time to invade and destroy that country? And arrest the U.S. officials and media whores that constantly shill for Israel and her agenda?  Shouldn't these officials be prosecuted for providing material support for terrorism, based on our own laws?


  1. That is quite funny. But also too true. Consider the view from Tehran - they are surrounded by about 20 US military bases!

  2. Actually, "attack on iran" its more like 45 military bases that are presently surrounding the peaceful and innocent nation of Iran, and more are going to be built very soon...

    But who is counting anyway???


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